Hits you like an ice cream headache

ME: Okay, to test this, let's try going to Google.com
CALLER: That's gooooogle-daht-com?
ME: Right.
CALLER: Mmmkay. It's not working. I got an error saying that I'm denied access because it's... spyware and pornographic content.
ME: Huh?
CALLER: Yes?
ME: I'm sorry, it said spyware and pornographic content?
CALLER: Correct.
ME: *Checks Google* Okay, it seems to be working for me... How did you type that?
CALLER: G-O-G-G-L-E dot com
ME: *internally groans* Okay, that's Google: G-O-O-G-L-E
CALLER: G-O-G-G-L-E?
ME: No, it's Gooooooooogle, not Goggle.
CALLER: How do you spell that?
ME: *twitches* Okay, CNN.com Just try CNN-dot-com
CALLER: Oh! That works.