Next up: Finding your ass... with both hands at once!
CALLER: Oh, I don't know, you know the south side of the lot?
ME: I'm in Pennsylvania. You're in Texas.
CALLER: Oh... well... it's the old engineering building.
ME: Is that what it's known as?
CALLER: Oh, I don't know. Perhaps.
ME: Is that the official name of the building?
CALLER: Well, it once was the central engineering building.
ME: Well, what do people call it? I need to tell people where you are.
CALLER: Can you just take people's names?
ME: I've got your name here, but I'd like to get a building name too.
CALLER: Well, actually, I was going to say John Smitty's name. Everybody knows him. I work near him.
ME: *thinking "I don't know John Smitty, asswipe"*